Saturday, September 20, 2008

R Wines Boarding Pass Shiraz


Jay Miller, taken from Robert Parker's The Wine Advocate

"The 2005 Shiraz was aged in French and American oak for 12 months. Purple-colored, it is very expressive, with a nose of smoke, spice box, blackberry, and blueberry jam. Layered, supple-textured, sweet, and full-bodied, this seamless, crowd-pleasing wine offers a remarkably long finish for its humble price. Drink this awesome value over the next 6-8 years. The Boarding Pass label is just that, a dead ringer for an airplane boarding pass. According to Dan Philips, it is like going on a trip to Australia without leaving home while the First Class is a luxury upgrade. Aside from the humor, these two wines have more in common with Fed-Ex, delivering the goods right on time. R Wines is a new company founded by importer and marketing genius, Dan Philips, along with co-owner, renowned winemaker, Chris Ringland. 92 PTS "






Stephan Tanzer of The International Wine Cellar reviewing the same wine, sent to me by wine professionals who like Irony

"Inky ruby. Raspberry and blackberry aromas are complemented by cinnamon, nutmeg and vanilla. Sweet dark berry preserve qualities verge on sickly but are firmed by gentle tannins, which barely keep the wine's sweetness in check. Many wine lovers will find this undrinkable. At least one foot here is squarely planted in the critter-label school of cloyingly sweet beverage products that contain alcohol. (The 2005 First Class Shiraz South Australia was cartoonishly confectionary, with off-putting mucoid texture and disturbing persistence. The 2006 Evil Cabernet Sauvignon South Australia smelled and tasted like chocolate-coated asparagus, while the aptly named 2006 Suxx Shiraz South Australia and 2006 "r" Cabernet Sauvignon Barossa Valley both resembled wine.)"

Labels: , ,

4 Comments:

Blogger jim morrison said...

Sent to me Sunday Morning, anonymously

Interesting slant on my wine(s). I guess Tanzer is not a fan, huh?

September 21, 2008 at 7:45 AM  
Blogger jim morrison said...

In response

I love the term "Mucoid texture" and disturbing persistence". Sorry Buddy, you can't win them all. More than an indictment of your wine, what does it say about that clown car full of buffoons that call themselves the wine press. Furthermore, Parker's write up reads like it was written by a intern who just graduated from Bowdoin , " I was an English major, but I have a real interest in wine...."

September 21, 2008 at 7:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'Disturbing persistence' is possibly the funniest coupling of wine discriptors I've ever read.

September 21, 2008 at 6:55 PM  
Blogger jim morrison said...

Sent to me Monday Morning by a winemaker who wishes to remain anonymous

"I think Parker should quit all the zigzagging and subterfuge, and get directly to where he's obviously headed.

He should declare Manischiewitz a 96, then retire."

September 22, 2008 at 9:24 AM  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home